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Sweden
is justifiably famous for its ability to churn out high
quality, if somewhat bland, pop music. One diva who breaks
with the established tradition of boring Swedish
celebrities is the unimaginably talented Bionda. Who else
but the woman formerly known as Linda Rosing could squeeze
in having sex on national television on “Big Brother”,
launching a failed pop career, starting a political party,
writing an autobiography (well, having one ghost written
by a gay journalist) and re-launching a pop career with a
tour consisting of three songs - into only a couple of
years? Bionda deserves a Nobel Prize for inspiring
publicity whores around the world!
Queen
Of Politics
After
being kicked out of the Big Brother house, Bionda
stretched her 15 minutes of fame by posing nude and making
a tentative foray into the music scene with her stunning
flop “Summer Love”. When that song failed to make an
impact on the charts, Bionda turned her attention to the
world of politics. Never one to do things by half, the
blonde bombshell launched her own political party and
established its one and only policy – the proposed
banning of airbrushing in magazines. Bionda was obviously
not afraid to tackle to big issues! In a shocking display
of poor taste, only 222 Swedes voted for “Linda Rosing
For The People”. Thankfully, Sweden ’s loss was the
pop world’s gain. In a desperate bid to escape her sad
existence as Z-list nobody, sexy Bionda started flashing
her tits at every available opportunity and relaunched her
music career with the utterly sublime “Forget Me, Forget
Me Not”. Bionda’s heavenly vocals transformed the song
into an instant pop classic.
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