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Huge
In Japan
Despite
its brilliance, “Get Into You” failed to sell and
Dannii was thrown into the abyss of UK morning television.
Dannii’s wit and formidable intelligence made her an
instant hit with viewers and the programs helped raise her
profile. 1995 saw a brief detour from her television
career when Dannii recorded two fabulous dance anthems
with Eurogroove. Both songs topped the charts in Japan ,
proving that Dannii was still very much a hot commodity.
It was also around this time when Dannii first flopped out
her perky tits for Playboy, instantly becoming a role
model for women around the globe. Dannii then spent the
next couple of years appearing on various English
television shows and toured with a stage production of
“Grease”. It was becoming increasingly obvious that
Dannii’s multitude of talents were being wasted and she
finally decided to re-dedicate herself to her true
calling: becoming the most fabulous pop
trash diva ever to walk the earth.
Girl
“Girl” is one of the defining albums of the 1990s. In
fact, Dannii’s third release lifted pop music to heights
previously considered impossible. The dance sound suited
Dannii perfectly and her breathtaking new image drew gasps
of stunned amazement. “Girl” also brought the
Xenomania production team to masses and it remains one of
their finest works. Unfortunately, the album suffered from
some terrible single choices and ultimately
underperformed. In an all too familiar development, Dannii
was once again kicked to the curb of the UK entertainment
industry. During this time, Dannii returned home to
promote her Australian greatest hits compilation and
consolidated her status as a gay icon by releasing her
Mardi Gras anthem “Everlasting Night”. “Everlasting
Night” is also memorable for first revealing Dannii’s
lesbian tendencies.
Global
Megastar
As
the new millennium approached, our holy diva returned to
the UK and appeared in a stage production of Macbeth. She
continued to tread the boards by joining the cast of
“Notre Dame De Paris” and stunned audiences with her
thrilling performance. Dannii spent the next few years
getting her clothes off at possible opportunity but work
was beginning to dry up. Just when it seemed that Dannii
was finally down for the count, she launched a brilliant
comeback with “Who Do You Love Now”. The song was a
smash hit across Europe and swiftly climbed the charts in
Australia . Dannii had finally found her calling as the
queen of clubs and would continue to mine this genre on
her masterpiece, “Neon Nights”. Few albums can be
described as perfect but “Neon Nights” is faultless
from beginning to end. Dannii experiments with a rich
palette of sounds to create a joyous listening experience
that never fails to drag you to the dance floor. One of
the tracks, “Vibe One”, swiftly became an anthem for
prostitutes and strippers around the globe. Dannii was
finally the international superstar that she had always
dreamed of becoming.
Holidannii
Since
the release of “Neon Nights” Dannii has taken a
somewhat more relaxed approach to her career, spending a
lot of time relaxing on Spanish beaches. Dannii’s love
of holidays has earned her the endearing nickname “Holidannii”.
Dannii signed with AATW records between trips and even
managed to release another greatest hits package, “The
Hits & Beyond”. The album has produced three top 20
hits in the UK and Australia , cementing her status as a
musical legend in both countries. Unfortunately, the
project has been marred by several scrapped singles and
minimal promotion (excluding Lezzigate). Dannii delighted
fans by returning to Australia for a national tour, which
consisted of one show in a gay nightclub but the album was
still a relative failure.
She's
The Greatest Dancer
2007
has seen the emergence of a revitalised Dannii Minogue as
a judge on “ Australia ’s Got Talent”. The show was
an instant ratings success and Holidannii’s Australian
record company decided to release a cover version of
“He’s The Greatest Dancer” in response to her sudden
burst of popularity. The song made the top 40 and Dannii
blew audiences away with a riveting performance on
“Dancing With The Stars”. Holidannii’s popularity on
“ Australia ’s Got Talent” did not go unnoticed by
television executives in the UK . Dannii has recently been
signed on to judge the “X Factor” in England and is
negotiations for a second series of “ Australia ’s Got
Talent”. Who better to judge god given talent and
professionalism than Dannii Minogue?
Iconic
Holidannii
has delighted pop trash fans for decades and is arguably
the reincarnation of Christ. The woman incorporates
everything we love in a diva – fabulousness, charisma,
and the ability to keep going when the chips are down. In
short, Dannii is better than a hot cock up your fuckhole.
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Mike
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