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According to our sources, Deirdre Halliwell was hatched in a test tube shortly after the dawn of time in a Scottish research facility. Little is known about Deirdre’s younger years though rumours suggest she spent a lot of time on her back with her legs in the air. This seems more likely than Dierdre's claim that she spent the 1970s being anally probed by alien abductors. A chance encounter with Scottish dance diva Mary Kiani convinced Deirdre to turn her back on a life of sin and from that hallowed moment, Deirdre has worked towards global domination as pop diva/internet icon. Ms Halliwell’s music will probably scar the uninitiated for life but Deirdre's filthy lyrics and unique vocals are more addictive than heroin. In a nutshell, Deirdre covers (some might say destroys) pop songs by making the lyrics as filthy as possible and generally taking the piss out of everyone and everything. For that reason alone, Deirdre is a pop trash icon of the highest order.
So Many Hits!
Deirdre's catalogue of "hits" is worth checking out just for the song titles alone! Some of my favourites include “Fist Me Baby, One More Time”, “Bum That I Want” (a fabulous cover of “You’re The One That I Want”), “Jizz On My Pillow”, “Slave To The Jizzism”, “I’m A Filthy Mental Bitch”, “(I’ve Gotta) Mangina”, “Freaky Like Deirdre”, “Who Do I Have To Screw?” and the charming “It's Raining Sperm”. Deirdre has released two highly regarded albums, which can be purchased directly from the great woman herself. Deirdre is also highly regarded by La Toya fans for her stunning interpretation of Toy Toy’s “Sexbox”. Deirdre somehow managed to drag the song further into the gutter, which is impressive for a tune that recounts the touching tale of a virginal young lady who picks up a stud at the disco and goes home to open up her "front door" for the very first time!
Cabaret Star
There is more to this modern day Mozart than catchy song titles and sultry album covers. Deirdre’s songs are hilarious but also stand up as pop gems in their own right. In addition to her fabulous music career, Ms Halliwell is one of the few internet celebrities to display any kind of social conscience and there is no issue that this old bird will not rant about! When Deirdre is not on her soap box fighting injustice, she can be found performing in drag bars across Scotland. Deirdre’s most recent performance at the “Valley Of The Dolls” nightclub apparently left the audience stunned and speechless for days. Amazingly for such a massive star, Deirdre’s (musical) services can be hired to brighten up your next birthday party or funeral service. Nudity incurs an additional fee - of a free drink.
Loving Housewife
Deirdre currently spends her days scrubbing down her luxuriously furnished home dungeon and going for romantic strolls along the beach with her long serving man slave and young son. Learn more about this legendary diva by visiting her delightful Myspace and Bebo posting.
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Mike
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