Floptastic
The
failure of Toni’s subsequent releases is probably
explained by the fact that they were quite shit and
released almost a year after her two top 10 hits. Toni
spent most of 1993 recording her debut album,
“Intimate”, which was eventually released in 1994.
“Intimate” is a surprisingly good pop album, which
is only marred by a handful of plodding tracks aimed at
the American market. The album was launched with
Toni’s third single, “Walkaway Lover”.
Unfortunately, the song limped to #35 and “Intimate”
could only manage #56 on the album chart. “Walkaway
Lover” is a cover of an old Sonia track and probably
the closest that Toni ever came to tacky Euro-pop. “Walkaway
Lover” is fun but it poorly represents the polished
American sound of “Intimate” and basically killed
the album. The funky title track would have been a much
better choice to launch the album or perhaps the camp
“Looking At You”. A further single, “Joy”, was
released in 1995 but Toni’s time had passed and the
song could only manage #71 despite being a rather lovely
pop anthem.
Hollywood
Exile

Toni
returned to television in 1994 with a brief stint on
“Home & Away” and even managed to star in a
couple of films, most notably the classy “All Men Are
Liars” in which Toni memorably fell in love with a
drag queen. Toni left Australia in 1995 to pursue music
and acting opportunities in the US and somehow managed
to score a deal with Chrysalis Records. Despite staying
in Los Angeles until 2003, Toni never managed to score a
role or release even one song. The most fabulous part of
Toni’s American exile was her column in Woman's Day,
which reported on her "glamorous Hollywood
lifestyle" with fellow no-hoper Kym Wilson. Toni
finally came to her senses (unlike Kym who now works in
a Los Angeles clothing store) and returned to Australia
to host " Australia's Funniest Home Videos" in
2003. Since her return, Toni has been hinting at
reviving her music career and has performed at Carols By
Candlelight and made an appearance on “ABBA Mania”.
Toni's tens of fans wait with baited breath for her next
pop masterpiece!
- Mike